#SleeceNaija : Inside a dude’s mind(All Girls must read this)

So this is one of those nights where I get inspiration that seems to come out of nowhere…Nah! This came from somewhere but you really don’t wanna know. Am as real as the realist nigga could be and I will place emphasis on that in this piece. Now y’all should know that this is what goes on in the mind of a guy that doesn’t try to do anything to change or fight many of these urges. You will understand what I mean in minutes.. We niggas are visual beings and have always been. In my mind when Adam saw eve, he might have gone daayum!!! .Yea! My imagination tends to go wild at times( I watch naruto, a Japanese cartoon, ain’t my fault). Basically a guy will be in a committed relationship and will be moved by the next chick he see’s. There is nothing y’all ladies can do about it. If the nigga is interested on working on it, then it stops at “starring” and nothing else. If he is dating a skinny girl, the thick ones look more attractive, if he is into the thick one’s, the skinny chicks start looking like Angelina Jolie…and yeah! we all like Angelina Jolie. Now if he says all what I just said doesn’t apply to him, then he is probably gay and he is just using you to keep society quiet or on the second hand he isn’t human and most likely from mars(always suspected some of em green niggas on mars among us on earth tho) and I’ll suggest you kill him.lol We brothers like the game. The hunt trills us. The fact that we see this girl as impossible to get becomes the next mission impossible and trust me, we all want to be Tom cruise flying from windows and helicopters. The moment she says yes, she suddenly becomes old and boring like McGonagail in Harry potter (oh she did turn into a human from a cat once and that was damn cool so please replace with Meg from family guy.lol) Ladies should learn to be spontaneous. We want you to be that super cool and nice chick that’ll fix us and when the doors are shut suddenly turn into cat woman in them leather trousers and all. SPONTANEOUS!!! Is the word Ladies! Third bit is that we hate loosing the easy prey. The fact that we can get some chick that seems so easy and decide to throw that opportunity outside the window sucks like hell! Imagine a nigga like a wild animal that captures one prey after all the chasing and all and see’s this injured prey. You know what will happen? Yeah! I’ll tell you what will happen, instincts kick in and he has to pounce. I know he had an elephant before and now we are running after an injured chihuahua. I know it’s stupid in ways even the word “stupid” doesn’t fully grasp and I have witnessed a lot of this but hey, I just sit back, open another pack of popcorn and munch right away. P.S: I hate popcorns. Lastly, there is no particular manual to handling a relationship. Think about it. You can decide to sleep with a dude on the first date and he wife’s you and you can keep him waiting for a year and you never get to smell his mum’s cooking. Some couples fight a lot and maybe that’s what works for them. So the fact that your best friend tells you what happens in your relationship, doesn’t mean for a minute that its gonna work in yours. Even though we guys like a lot of things in common(FIFA 13, watching football, arguing, boobs and ass and all that), truth is, what works for one dude varies from the next dude. Don’t try and use the same manual from your last relationship in your new one. It doesn’t get real than that ladies. We hate commitment. Omg! You talk bout marriage, kids and We are just nodding our heads and all. You know what we want. Why? Commitment sounds like a prison to most guys and the fact that we are gonna be stuck with one chick for like 50 years is like playing sega when we are FIFA 13 is freaking awesome(only dudes will be this…and yo! Nigga’s, I heard Ronaldo is life like in that binsh, I haven’t played it yet mehn!). ———————————————————————————————————————————— If any lady is crying after reading this, I want you to know am crying with you o and intact I am passing you a tissue and if you hate me and want to kill me because of this “real piece”, than I’d like to announce that the real David has been kidnapped and this is one of em green dudes on mars that I warned you about. Songs I listened to while writing this: Bury me alive -We are the fallen Eloquent -Sanctus Real Ambition -wale Diced pineapples -Rick Ross Fade away – breaking Benjamin Clubbing – Margues Houston Ayo technology – 50 cent Decode – Paramore Share this: From Mo6tim's blog